Thursday, December 4, 2008

THE LOUVRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Im aware that my pictures are sub pare...my camera is kinda broken (dont drop things down the great wall of China)...so you make do...anyways...can we talk about the Louvre...and how its hardly even arguable the best art museum in the world...and in no way should be compared to creme brulee! thats just effing stupid...BUT! if by chance you have an insanely good creme brulee you could be like "dammmmn son this creme brulee is the Louvre!" (cause obviously if you were going to have creme brulee youd also talk like that)...but whatever...Im sorry when youre given the chance to be in the Louvre for 4 hours for free...Im damn sure Id take advantage of it...(I mean come on...I did) but whatever...The amount of paintings and the size of them was crazy...and lets talk about the Mona Lisa...

Everyone I talked to who has been to Paris complained about the size of the Mona Lisa (granted these werent art majors maybe that has something to do with it) but whatever...They said that it was so small and less than exciting and whatever...but Its a portrait...and portraits arent huge unless its depicting a huge scene...but it was exactly what I expected...actually a tad bit bigger so I was more than excited to see it...but I dont really care its the Mona Lisa...I care its Da Vinci though...I did find it weird that they let people take flash pictures...I only took one inside the Louvre and that was of the Mona Lisa...cause my camera is retarded the flash wont turn off so I dont wanna speed up the decay of the paintings or whatever...(I care unlike the typical tourist with 50 billion cameras around their necks looking like tools) but whatever...
The Louvre was great...I spent time there was Casey (who as you may or may not know loves American food and giants [particularly from causeways]...*RAWR*)...and as we were leaving met up with Nikki and Julie and had some starbucks...cause it was damn cold...
The Louvre was so awesome we decided to throw it in to everyday conversations...for example..."I louvred those puppies"...that does not work...BUT after a great night out with friends..."Hey guys...last night was the louvre!" <-Perfect example right there...or check the creme brulee reference above (UGH!)...good times had in Paris...I <3 the Louvre.

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